Why Google Sucks

Get a friggin' clue. Google is still the best search engine out there, unless you search for something incredibliy stupid like "casino".
Be a little more creative with your searches. As far as ranking goes, you probably just suck at seo. Stick around, you may learn something.
Why on earth would you want their stock to plummet? Just because you suck at getting the ranking you want, everyone invested in quite possibly one of the most successful companies of all time should loose everything?
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